Hello Mein Freunds (That’s Spanish For Donate Now !)
I’m a Scottish musical comedian who has performed all over the world. I’ve performed at various festivals including The Vancouver International Comedy Festival, The Edinburgh Festival, The Asian Comedy festival and other names of festivals that I’ve made up to make it look like my career is going well.
I try to write a new song every day as it is my ambition to write the greatest comedy songs ever written by someone who is also really physically attractive…..I give some of these songs away to my fans and try to flog (sell, not punitively whip) the rest.
I’ve also made and continue to make animation,videos, sketches and digital art which is quite an achievement as I’m lazy as shit and spend most of my time gazing adoringly into the mirror.