Barack Obama

The Holy One. A man with the powers to enable sanctimonious Caucasian people to break the land speed record from patting themselves on the back in their adoration of him. With the soul deep authenticity of a Lenny Kravitz guitar riff, BO set the world on fire with the nuanced impersonation of what somebody from the suburbs thinks a Southern black preacher sounds like. The living embodiment of how far an identity crisis can take you with a good PR team and a dogged subservience to Wall Street, Barack is an inspiration to the drone industry the world over.

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