One of only a handful of happy go lucky Nobel Peace Prize winners to go on to commit genocide, Aung San Suu Kyi is also renowned for having the world’s most difficult name to spell without consulting the internet. Considered one of the globe’s most eligible GILFs, she even has her own category on Pornhub and her videos consistently score in the high eighties percentage wise. Although some have accused her of playing hard and fast with her category as much of her video output was produced during her fifteen years of house arrest in the nineties and noughties when she would easily have been considered MILF material by many myopic rice queens.
With a political career more disappointing than a Microsoft search engine, Ms Kyi still manages to appear morally superior to the Arch Angel Gabriel. She is also a noted spendthrift and has earmarked 25% of Myanmar’s profits from land confiscation to be set aside for the purchase of black hair dye and in an international gesture of good will was the first to suggest setting up a rescue fund for Paul McCartney’s hairdresser.