After finally freeing herself from underneath a collapsed house in Munchkin Land, Theresa May took one long look in the mirror just before it cracked and realised that, yes, hers was the face that people would want to see every day in the news for the next decade. One of the few people to be applauded for her Halloween costume no matter what time of year it is, PMS May and Pinifore has instilled a confidence in the British taxpayer not seen since the Black Death and has single-handedly restored dismissive and condescending sexism as a viable lifestyle choice. A sex tape of her and her husband was rumored to be on the verge of surfacing when Interpol and the criminal court in The Hague took drastic action and shut down the internet for an evening until the uploader was found and shot.